Jun 6, 2025
Funny Remodeling Complaints
When you come to us, you can expect your bathroom remodel to go nice and smoothly. That said, we’ve been around Houston long enough to collect some truly legendary bathroom fumbles—from “his & hers” thrones placed inches apart (soulmate mode: ON) to a space-saving toilet that saved space and also… knees. Laugh with us, learn with us, and please—don’t try these at home. If you want laughs without the tears, start with a trusted local bathroom remodeling company.
? Bathroom Blunder Bingo
Mark what you’ve seen in the wild. Five in a row = you deserve hazard pay.
The first story is about a couple who wanted to get a new bathroom put in. They asked if it was possible to have two separate toilets installed, thinking the company would use their initiative when it came to things like privacy. Unfortunately, this wasn’t the case. The company installed both toilets within a foot of each other, with no partition walls or anything in-between. They thought that having a little bit of space between each toilet was more than enough, but the homeowner did not agree. It’s safe to say that the his and hers toilets were far too close for comfort.
What went wrong / How to avoid
- Wrong: Assumed “two toilets” meant “intimate duet.”
- Right: Ask for stalls or a partition wall. We’ll show you the layout in 3D before a single screw is set.
An Attempt to Save Money—Gone Wrong
A bar owner bundled a home bath and bar restroom to “save money.” The contractor responded by installing half-size doors. Privacy? Technically: 25%. The result: face-to-face conversations you didn’t ask for.
Pro tip: Doors are not a “nice to have.”
- Use standard heights/widths, correct swing, and code clearances.
- Where space is tight: full-height sliders with soft-close hardware.
Awkward Angles
“Three urinals, please.” They delivered… at three unrelated heights, jammed into a closet. Capacity: one shy, confused human.
Layout sanity check
- Follow fixture spacing clearances. Height consistency matters.
- If it looks like Twister, it’s not a layout—it’s a liability.
Face-Off—Bathroom Edition
Two toilets, zero walls, oriented nose-to-nose. The only thing missing is a chess clock. “Your move.”
Fix: Basic partitions save friendships
- Stall walls or even a temporary curtain (until walls go in).
- Better: one toilet + bidet seat. Luxury, privacy, peace.
Butt to Butt
Three urinals in a shoebox, each on a different wall. Everyone faces away… and right into each other’s personal space.
Fix: Pick a wall—then space them properly
- One wall, consistent heights, code spacing, dividers if possible.
Pit-Stop
An AirBnB “bathroom” installed between the stairs. No walls. No door. Just you, your thoughts, and everyone’s comings and goings.
Fix: Doors. Walls. That’s the tweet.
- Even a pocket door + full-height partitions beat architectural chaos.
Practicality—An Afterthought
Toilet paper placed a 10-yard dash from the toilet. Great for cardio; bad for everything else.
Fix: Human-scale reach zones
- TP holder ~26″ from floor, within easy reach of seated position.
“Frosted” Doors Are Supposed to Offer Privacy
Frosted door? More like “lightly misted.” Privacy level: shadow puppet theatre.
Fix: Choose the right glass or an opaque door
- Use correct opacity (acid-etched or laminated privacy) or solid doors for WC rooms.
A Toilet with Plenty of Breathing Room
The client asked for “breathing room.” The installer placed the toilet smack in the center of the room. Technically correct. Practically hilarious.
Space-Saving Toilet
The narrowest, longest toilet you’ve ever seen. Great for swords. Not for humans.
A Sink-Urinal Conversion
Eco-friendly ≠ convert a urinal into a sink. Inventive? Yes. Acceptable? No.
“Don’t Put Any Holes in the Walls”
Installer honored the request so literally, they mounted the TP holder around the corner on the vanity. A scavenger hunt. Pants optional.
✅ PSA: How to Never Star in a Bathroom Fail Compilation
- Ask for a 3D layout (we include it)—you’ll see walls, doors, reach zones, and fixture spacing before demo.
- Use a documented waterproofing system (KERDI) and a 2″ shower drain. Comedy is great; leaks aren’t.
- Confirm privacy (opaque doors, partitions) when multiple fixtures share a room.
- Keep cleanability in mind: grout-free Onyx walls look like stone and wipe clean in minutes.
Our Reality Check (So You Don’t Live This Comedy)
- Design preview: We model your bath in 3D so spacing, privacy, and reach make sense.
- Method matters: KERDI waterproofing, flood testing, and 2″ drains are our standard.
- Materials that match life: Tile accents or Onyx solid surface for fast cleaning.
- Local know-how: Post-tension slab scanning before any cuts—no “oops, cable” moments.
Want a bathroom that’s memorable for the right reasons? Start with a shower remodel, trade the tub for daily function with a tub-to-shower conversion, or go all-in with a full redesign.
⚖️ The Court of Bathroom Appeals (tap to open)
Verdict: most fails are communication crimes. Sentence: one 3D model, one signed scope, and supervised install. Case closed.
FAQ
Q: Will you install side-by-side toilets if I ask?
A: We’ll install what you want—and show you what that looks like in 3D, plus recommended privacy solutions. We’re pro-comfort and anti-awkwardness.
Q: Can frosted glass ever be private?
A: Yes—if it’s the right opacity or a laminated privacy panel. When in doubt, we spec an opaque door for WC rooms.
Q: How do I avoid ergonomic faux pas (like far-flung TP)?
A: We design with reach zones—TP within easy reach, towel bars by the shower, vanity drawers sized for real stuff.
Q: How long will a master bath remodel take?
A: Most run about 2–3 weeks onsite after materials arrive. We provide a day-by-day schedule so you’re never guessing.