Howdy, Houston! If there’s one thing tougher than a longhorn in a hailstorm, it’s a bathroom that can handle everyday life—and look good doing it. Around here we take our showers seriously, our tubs comfortably, and our puns… well, you’ve been warned. If you’re daydreaming about a bathroom remodel that could stare down hard water and win, you’re in the right place.
Hey y’all—let’s talk Texas legends for a second.
You know Chuck Norris, right? The guy tougher than a two-dollar steak and more iconic than the Alamo itself. Well, turns out ol’ Chuck has a soft spot for Texas… and honestly, if he ever needed a bathroom remodel, I like to think he’d call us here at EZ Bath in Houston.
Why? Because we remodel bathrooms that even Chuck Norris would respect.
Now, before we get serious about showers and walk-in tubs, let’s have a little fun.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t remodel his bathroom—his bathroom remodels itself out of fear.
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His shower pressure? Stronger than Niagara Falls.
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His walk-in tub doesn’t need steps. It lowers itself to meet him.
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In Chuck Norris’s bathroom, the tiles lay themselves perfectly… and the grout doesn’t dare to crack.
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He can install a faucet with just a glare. The old one unscrews itself and walks away.
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His toilet flushes before he sits down.
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Shower curtains? Nope. The water knows better than to splash outside the tub.
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When Chuck Norris remodels his bathroom, the whole house gets jealous and upgrades itself.
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He can carve a bathtub out of solid granite… and somehow it’s still softer than a feather bed.
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Tools? He just stares at the materials, and they assemble themselves.
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His mirror doesn’t fog. It salutes.
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His exhaust fan doesn’t vent—humidity evacuates voluntarily.
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His shampoo reads the label and becomes conditioner out of respect.
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His soap makes other soap feel inadequate.
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Caulk lines straighten themselves when he enters the room.
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Water spots polish themselves—no squeegee required.
Bonus: A few Chuck classics
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they tell him what he wants.
- When he does a push-up, he’s not lifting himself. He’s pushing the Earth down.
- Time waits for no man—unless that man is Chuck Norris.
So… What’s This Got to Do with Bathrooms?
Here’s the deal. At EZ Bath, we’re not gonna roundhouse-kick your old shower out of the way (tempting, though). But we do bring the same kind of no-nonsense, get-it-done-right attitude.
Want a safer shower without it looking like a hospital room?
Want a walk-in tub that feels more like a spa than a medical device?
Want a bathroom that actually makes sense for the way you live?
That’s where we come in. Whether you need a simple shower remodel, a tub-to-shower conversion, or you’re ready for a complete full bathroom remodel, we’ll make it feel legendary (and easy to clean).
Waterproofing
KERDI system for dependable moisture defense.
Hardware
Delta fixtures—muscle where it matters.
Entry
Low/zero-threshold shower pans with proper 2″ drains and code-happy slopes.
Safety
Stylish grab bars, solid benches, smart niches—more “spa,” less “hospital.”
Real Talk: A Houston Story
The challenge
A homeowner in Katy had a step-down shower that felt like a trip hazard waiting to happen.
The fix
We leveled it out, built a no-step entry with non-slip flooring, added good-looking grab bars, and a rainfall head.
The result
“I actually look forward to my shower now. I feel safe… and a little spoiled.”
1) Design & Selections
Showroom fun (Onyx walls, Delta fixtures, vanity & flooring)
2) Prep & Protection
Site protection, post-tension slab scan if needed (no cutting blind)
3) Build
Demo → plumbing/electrical → waterproofing → walls/pan → finishes
FAQs About Bathroom Remodeling in Houston
How long does a bathroom remodel usually take?
Most of our remodels take anywhere from 3–7 working days once materials are on site, depending on size and scope. We’re quick, but we don’t rush the details.
Can you do just a shower remodel? Or does it have to be the whole bathroom?
What about financing?
We offer options to help spread out the cost (on approved credit). Ask us for current programs.
Are your showers easy to clean?
Yes—grout-free wall systems and smart layout choices mean fewer seams and faster wipe-downs.
Do you handle weird layouts?
Oh yeah. Angled walls, tight spaces, funky step-downs—if Chuck can handle a roundhouse, we can handle your bathroom.
Will it feel safe but still look nice?
100%. We design for safety without the clinical vibe—grab bars, benches, wide entries, and lighting that all look intentional.
Houston-Specific FAQs
What’s the fix for those Houston step-down showers?
We raise and re-grade the pan for a low or zero-threshold entry, add a proper 2″ drain, and finish with a waterproofing system like
KERDI for long-term durability.
Do foundation issues or post-tension slabs complicate remodeling?
We don’t cut blind. We scan post-tension slabs and plan plumbing moves accordingly. If relocation isn’t advisable, we’ll design around it safely and beautifully.
How do you handle Houston humidity and potential mold?
Moisture-smart layouts, sealed wall systems, and correctly sized exhaust fans keep steam moving out—so finishes stay fresh.
Can you improve water pressure or fight hard water spots?
We specify the right valves and heads, and recommend finish choices and maintenance that help keep buildup at bay.
Do I need permits?
When required, we pull the permits and schedule inspections—so your project is code-compliant from day one.
Ready to Give Your Bathroom the Chuck Norris Treatment?
Plan your budget
Pricing + financing options (on approved credit)
